I just have no patience for this. Why is "feed your child in the restroom. It's okay, it's really nice" an acceptable thing for anyone to say to another human being?? I don't get it. I just literally can't wrap my head around it. Please, we want to punish you for doing the best thing for your child. Instead of taking care of your baby, and having an adult dinner, we want you to sit in the place where people poop, ALONE, while everyone else has a nice dinner.
The 10 commandments of dining with little kids